I am Kike (pronounced Keekay, get it right, readers). I am a 4 year old Tonkinese cat and this is my journal of the trials and tribulations I face as a house cat who is smarter than her humans and brother combined.
Christmas Day Thursday 25th December 2014
Excitement is not becoming of a cat, but even I cannot help getting a little interested in the day. Christmas brings Christmas dinner and Christmas presents. I must admit I was hoping for a big box filled with treaties.
You can imagine my disappointment when my human slaves presented my brother and I with a Christmas themed fishing rod toy. Do they not know me at all? No treaties to be seen, no box to sit in and worse, no Christmas dinner. I convinced my brother to defecate on their bed. That’ll show them. They’ll know to do better next year. Much better.